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Fox Movie Channel Furry Watch - June 2009 Update

Moving Violations

I found another Furry on Fox Movie Channel!

THE MOVIE: Moving Violations

THE FURRY: A Duck (extra special bonus points for it not even being a mammal)

THE SITUATION: The duck is getting arrested! And I don't know why! All I know is, this is Furry situational gold. To top things off, the duck is getting pulled out of a paddy wagon that appears to be loaded with other handcuffed Furries. You can see a leopard or something in the background of this picture.

Moving Violations is about a madcap group of traffic violators and the uptight cops who make their lives miserable. It's from 1985, so I figured I would watch it, thinking there might be a high likelihood of my being amused. But then I wound up getting distracted by work, and not fully watching it. Not that it requires a great deal of attention. The bad drivers want their driving privileges restored, a few romances brew, the cops have really uptight sex, and there is some girl with some strange hypochondria. Towards the end of the movie everyone starts running (because they can't drive?) in some sort of climatic rush to a government office, the cops (one in leather shorts - watch to learn more) chasing the driving students, a mass of people rushing the building, and that's when I first saw the handcuffed duck, who's swept up in this mess. And I was very pleased.

I don't know what the duck did to get arrested. The logical assumption might be that the duck committed some sort of moving violation. But what if it was embezzlement? Armed robbery? Solicitation? My mind wanders. I could just watch it more carefully to find out. Or you could watch it and solve the mystery for yourself.